(Source: xo-this-is-my-story-ox)
Dear Neji,
Tenten is absolutely adorable, she’s funny, she’s lively, she’s a damn weapon master, and has survived years of training with you, Lee, and Gai’s freaky self. Just wondering, though……the fuck are you waiting for?
-Sincerely, a Tenten Fan <3
Dear Kishimoto,
I have a feeling that you’re going to kill off someone from the Konoha 11. Let it be said now that you can’t touch Neji. Nope, sorry, I do not care how it will further your plot in any way. If Neji dies, then NejiTen won’t be cannon. Further more, I’ll be forced to take a little visit to Japan and hunt you down.
I’m watching you.
-Sincerely, Neji Fans Everywhere
Random fact (not) about me #7
In norse mythology Loki had quite a lively sex life. Not only did he have children with his wife Sigyn, the giantess Angrboda and the stallion Svadilfari. He also had the habit of changing into a beautiful Maiden and seducing Midgardian men. There used to be a lot of men, especially black smith and druids, who claimed to be offsprings of Loki.
Yo momma jokes just acquired a whole new level of creepy.
